Pie Charts🥧

Episode Pie Drink Review Rating
34

Venison Skirt, Bacon, Mushroom and Onion Pie from Mike Sullivan

Smog Rocket Smoked Porter from Beavertown Brewery

Pastry is lovely. Deep, intense flavour.

10
95

Chicken, Ham and Leek Pie from Bachman’s Patisserie, Thames Ditton

At the upper limit for salt. Not much ham. No penguin.

9.1
22

Beef and Stilton Pie from Windsor Farm Shop

Doombar

Sad looking pie. Exceptional. Pastry gorgeous. Big chunks of steak.

9
30

Chicken, Ham and Leek Pie from Armstrong’s Butchers, St Margarets

Hophead from Dark Star Brewing Co.

Nothing not to like about that pie.

9
15

Handcut Pork Pie by Jake’s Artisan Food

Golden Sheep Ale by the Masham Black Sheep Brewery

Large pieces of meat. Lots of jelly. Amazing rich pastry. Fantastic pie.

9
68

Heston Mince Pie from Waitrose

Old-Fashioned

Odd looking pie.Grated frangipane on top. Lemony with crunchy biscuit. Spicy not too sweet.

9
94

Steak and Blue Stilton Pie from Armstrong’s Butchers, St Margarets

Apple and Raspberry Juice

Delicious gravy, tender meat, tanginess from the Stilton. Sublime.

9
72

Steak and Stilton Pie from The Windsor Farm Shop

Homemade taste. Inhale the stilton tanginess. Delicious

9
46

Venison and Mushroom Pie from Tom’s Pies, Robson’s Butchers

Smells beautiful. Proper pie smell. Delicious. Proper gravy.

9
34

Venison Skirt, Bacon, Mushroom and Onion Pie from Mike Sullivan

Honey Dew Golden Ale from Fullers

A thing of beauty. It has heft to it. Oozing gravy. Pastry is cracking.

9
103

I do think these are really quite good. The pastry is amazing. They are great pies.

Coffee

9
103

Fantastic pastry. You can really taste the beer. An excellent shop bought pie.

Fizzy water

9
79

Mince Beef Pie from Turners Pies, Chichester

Glass of red wine

Really good pastry. Moist.

8.96
59

Ham Hock and Pea Pie from Armstrong’s Butchers, St Margarets

Not too gloopy. Really gorgeous pie.

8.6
91

Our Best Ever Steak Pie from M&S

12-Mile IPL from Cameron’s Brewing

Crisp pastry. Smells very rich. Like a posh beef jus. Smells amazing.

8.6
104

Cornish pasty from Bachmann’s Bakery in Thames Ditton

Coffee

Everything a pasty should be

8.6
81

Homemade Sweet Coconut Fish Pie

Millionaire by The Wild Beer Company

Very tasty. Quite salty. Not much of a crust.

8.5
81

Mystery Pie from Armstrong’s Butchers, St Margarets

Glass of red wine

Curried cauliflower. Very tasty.

8.4
47

Steak and Guiness Pie from Armstrong’s Butchers, St Margarets

Hitachino Nest beer from Kiuchi Brewery

So good. Everything you want in a pie. Pastry is out of this world.

8.3
20

Beef and Ale Pie by JE

Landlord by Timothy Taylor's

Pastry needs a JCB. Felicity Cloake’s recipe. Damn good.

8
76

Beef Bourgignon Pie from Sainsbury’s TtD

Dark pastry. Fennel seed on top are strange. Very oniony. Too herby. Rather nice.

8
73

Brisket and Horseradish Pie by John Thorners of Somerset from The Country Market, Borden

Suety glossy pastry. Horseradish played on top of meat. Lacking gravy.

8
63

Chicken and Ham Pie from the Real Pie Company

Kala Black IPA from Saltaire Brewery

Polygonal laser cut ham. Moist. Bit soupy.

8
84

Chicken and Leek Pie from Robson’s, Hampton Hill

Southwold from Adnams

Very full of chicken. Really succulent, crispy pastry, just enough leek.

8
43

Chicken and Leek Pie from Windsor Farm Shop

Otto Weizen Dopplebock by Thornbridge

Flaky pastry. Roast chicken flavour.

8
80

Chicken and Mushroom Pie from Armstrong’s, St Margarets

Despite the soupiness it’s a damn fine pie.

8
18

Chicken, Leek and Tarragon Pie from Robson’s Hampton Hill

Crips pastry. Creamy inside. Hint of tarragon.

8
23

Crackling-topped Ham Hock Pie from Tom’s Deli in Hemsley, Yorkshire

Crunchy. Ham hock type pie.

8
61

Ham Hock and Pea from Bevan’s Butchers

ANW Root Beer

Nice big chunks of ham hock. Very crispy. Little bit of mustard. Good

8
29

Ham Hock and Pea Pie from Armstrong’s Butchers, St Margarets.

Sunburst Golden Ale from Dark Star Brewing Co.

Bloody delicious. Succulent and a little bit smokey.

8
28

Hand-raised Pork Pie from Selfridges

Longboard Island Lager by Kona Brewing

Nice chunky meat, loads of jelly. Delicious.

8
6

Henry Walker Fluted Pork Pie

Gem by Bath Ale

Gorgeous. Chunky. Loads of jelly

8
84

Lamb, Rosemary and Redcurrant Pie from Mud Foods

Good gravy. Lovely lamb. Fantastic pastry.

8
41

Mince Pie from Betty’s Tea Room via Hannah Wilson

Not a fruit fan.

8
41

Mince Pie from Betty’s Tea Room via Hannah Wilson

A glass of Port

Not too sweet

8
39

Mince Pie from Konditor and Cook

A glass of Port

Quite flat. Glazed top. Moist filling. Very good. Tastes like a dream of a mince pie.

8
68

Mince Pie from Time at the Park Café, Hampton

Snowball

Pastry is a little thick. Quite sweet. Not too boozy. Citrusy.

8
10

Moo Beefsteak and Craft Ale Pie and by Pieminister

Excellent. Chunky veg, fall apart beef.

8
50

Pastéis de Nata – Portuguese Custard tart

Cup of coffee

So nice. Wobbly custard. Very sweet.

8
24

Pea and Ham from Buckinghams Butcher in West Meon

Cider from Mr Whitehead’s Cider Company

Crusty shiny top. Football-style pie. Really good. Slow cooked hock.

8
4

Pork and Chick and Ham Farmhouse Pie from Waitrose

Henney’s Dry Cider from Herefordshire

Damn good, full of jelly. Lush.

8
18

Pork Pie from Bray’s Cottage Pork Pies

Fursty Ferret by Badger Beer

Pastry is insanely good. Very little jelly. Filling is little bit over-spiced.

8
13

Pork Pie from Sole’s Butchers, Alresford

Golden Glory by Badger Beer

Crunchy pastry soft into jelly. Great pie.

8
13

Pork Pie from Sole’s Butchers, Alresford

Hopping Hare by Badger Beer

Really like that. Jelly is wonderful.

8
52

Rabbit and Bacon Pie from Sol Butchers, Alresford

Landlord by Timothy Taylor's

Nicely glazed. Puff pastry. Tastes like chicken. Delicious. Not soupy. Smokey.

8
35

Spiced Cauliflower, Spinach and Lentil Pie from Armstrong’s Butchers, St Margarets

Abbeville Whit(e) from the Belleville Brewing Company.

Beautifully crisp. Delicately spiced. A good pie.

8
53

Steak and Ale pie by Tom’s Pies from Robson’s Butchers, Hampton

Gin Martini

Big chunks of quite tender steak. Really good. Nicely seasoned. Rounded.

8
77

Steak and Ale Pie from Yorkshire Baker, Morton

Golden pastry. Good flake. Big chuck of steak.

8
67

Steak and Blackstick Blue Cheese Pie from Sainsbury’s

John Hampden’s Golden Harvest Ale from The Chiltern Brewery

It smells amazing. Tanginess of the cheese. Nice meat. Rich tartness with the cheese.

8
79

Steak and London Pride Pie from John Thorner’s

Gem by Bath Ale

Gravy is the star.

8
75

Venison and Mushroom Pie from Tom’s Pies, Robson’s Butchers

Spitfire from Shepherds Neame

Succulent venison. Not gamey. Strong mushroom.

8
98

Wiltshire Cured Ham Pork Pie from Waitrose

Incredible look jelly. Very subtle. Jelly is magic. Very sweet.

8
101

Our Best Ever Steak Pie from M&S

Jura Whisky

Needs a bit more moisture. Pastry is good.

8
86

Cream Chicken Pie from M&S

Pretty good actually for a bog standard pie. Crumbly pastry.

7.87
96

Chicken and Leek Gastropub Pie from M&S

Ribena

Quite peppery. Leeks are quite sweet. Tastes of chicken soup.

7.83
54

Chicken and Leek Gastropub Pie from M&S

Chocolate Milk Stout from The Kew Brewery

Soupy sauce. Strong mustard

7.8
98

Steak and Ale Pie from Aldi

Quite sweet. Good pub pie taste.

7.77
62

Steak and Stout Pie from the Real Pie Company

Export Stout from The Kernel Brewery

Like a good traditional steak pie. Can’t taste the stout.

7.75
70

Freeranger Pie from Pieminister

Smells delicious. Hint of the chicken soup. A good pub pie.

7.6
93

Lamb and Chickpea Pie from Armstrong’s Butchers, St Margarets

Green’s Gluten Free Glorious Pilsner

Surprisingly really tomatoey. Pastry is amazing. Not very North African.

7.6
64

Chicken and Ham Pie from the Windsor Farm Shop

Tom Long Amber Bitter from the Stroud Brewery

Underseasoned. Not too soupy. Nice and crisp.

7.5
82

Chicken and Wild Mushroom Pie from Armstrong’s Butchers, St Margarets

White Shield from Worthingtons

Not a lot of mushroom. A lot of tarragon.

7.5
16

Chicken, Leek & Gammon Pie from Church St Food Hall, Twickenham

Dinkelaker

Smells amazing. Very hot! Smoky bacon flavour. Delicious little pie.

7.5
105

Sainsbury’s Taste the Difference Coronation Chicken Pie

Coffee

Coronation chicken with flakey pastry: Double win. Could do with more heat.

7.5
89

Moo and Blue from Pieminister

Rebellion from Rebellion Beer Company

Very crispy pastry. Dusted top. You can really taste the Stilton.

7.4
71

Steak and Caramelised Red Onion Pie from M&S

Very oniony. Not a nice colour. Quite sweet. Tasty.

7.4
45

Steak and Old Peculiar Pie from M&S

Good Old Boy from West Berkshire Brewery

Nothing but steak in there. Really good.

7.4
57

Chicken, Ham Hock and Leek Pie from Armstrong’s Butchers, St Margarets

1906 Reserva Éspecial from Hijos De Rivera

Slightly smoky ham hock, succulent chicken.

7.34
21

Chicken and Ham Pie from Tupper’s of Isleworth

Devon Farmhouse Cider from M&S

Puff pastry. Not bad at all. Lovely and crisp and creamy

7.2
85

Chicken, Ham Hock, Leek and Chardonnay Pie from Aldi

Fizzy water

Doesn’t taste winey. Creamy juicy gravy. A good pie.

7.2
83

Steak and Blue Stilton Pie from Armstrong’s Butchers, St Margarets

Gin and Tonic

Not a lot of Stilton about it. Always good.

7.2
77

Steak and Old Peculiar Pie from M&S

Crispy. Steak is delicious but gelatinous.

7.2
50

Truffled Mushroom and Spinach Pie from Armstrong’s Butchers, St Margarets

Liquid Mistress Red IPA from Siren Brewery

Quite moist. Delicious pastry. Excellent.

7.2
102

Wessex

Coffee

Cheesy leeky top. Crispy round sides. Like a chicken and leek pie without chicken.

7.2
92

Venison and Red Currant Pie from Armstrong’s Butchers, St Margarets

Phantasma from The Magic Rock Brewery

Doesn't taste very gamey. Hit of sweetness from the red currant.

7.12
52

Chicken, Bacon and Mushroom Pie from Higgidy

Flatiron American Red from Fourpure Brewing Company

Smokey bacon smell. Really nice. Quite moist. Little bit soupy.

7.1
99

Deer Santa from Pieminister

Schrodinger’s Cat from Atom

Doesn't taste gamey. It’s ok.

7.1
26

Beef & Stilton Pie with Vegetable Topping by Higgidy

ESB by Fullers

Masses of gravy. No top.

7
63

Chicken and Ham Hock Pie from Sainsbury’s TtD

Bass Bitter

Slice of pie slightly congealed cold pie.

7
57

Chicken, Ham Hand-layered pie from Sainsbury’s

Staropramen

Good jelly. Pastry is a bit soggy but it’s really good.

7
21

Free Ranger Chicken & Ham Pie from Pieminister

Old Thumper by Ringwood Brewery

Bit salty but cracking pie.

7
46

Freeranger Pie from Pieminister

Tastes like a real pie.

7
95

Game Pie from Mud Foods

Pastry is excellent. I love game pie. Chunks of venison. Good gravy. Well seasoned. No owl inside.

7
2

Ham Hock and Pea by Robson’s Butchers in Hampton Hill

Water

Quite smoky, very moist

7
82

Hand-crimped Melton Mowbray Pork Pie from Aldi

Hazy Border by the Porterhouse Brew Co.

Great jelly. Very crisp pastry. Excellent pork pie.

7
29

Hanger Steak Rich Crust Pie from Heston from Waitrose

India Pale Ale by Lagunitas

Rich, deep gravy. Smells strongly of five spice. Little bit underfilled.

7
26

Homity (Potato, Cheese and Onion) Pie from Nellie’s Farm, West Sussex via Co-op

Staropramen

Cheese on top. Dauphinoise potatoes in a pie dish. Delicious.

7
39

Irresistible Luxury Mince Pie from Co-op

Cup of tea

Really boozy filling. It’s good.

7
79

Kate and Sidney Pie from Pieminister

West Side Beavo from Firestone Walker and Beavertown

Good.

7
22

Melton Mowbray Hand-crimped Pork Pie from Aldi

8mm of jelly. Bloomin’ good pie. Peppery.

7
41

Mince Pie from Betty’s Tea Room via Hannah Wilson

Good pastry. Slightly off centre star

7
49

Mini Pork Pie from Dickinson & Morris – Supreme Champion Pie from British Pie Awards

Jelly is excellent. Peppery pork. A bit greasy.

7
10

Mixed Game Pie from Church St Food Hall, Twickenham

Crispy pastry, sludge inside. Gamey. Best pastry yet. Lacking aesthetics

7
88

Pork, Chicken and Ham Pie from Waitrose

Mash Pale Ale from Mash Brewery, Hampshire

Dark crust. Sweetness added by the ham. 8mm of jelly.

7
5

Pork Pie from Garston’s Farm, Esher

Best looking pie so far, lots of jelly

7
25

Pork Pie from Wilsons of York c/o Mrs Turpin

Water

Cured coarse cut filling, thick pastry. Salty.

7
25

Pork Pie from Wilsons of York c/o Mrs Turpin

Killcat Pale Ale from Park Brewery, Kingston

Good pie. Prefer cold.

7
24

Pork Pie with a hint of chilli from Stuart Weston

Really good jelly. Just enough spice.

7
83

Pork Pie with Apple and Black Pudding from M&S

Pils Lager from Fourpure Brewery Company

It’s fine. Small amount of jelly. A little too rich.

7
55

Red Wine and Steak Pie from Cook

Only a lid. Super tender steak. Rich red wine sauce. Pretty good.

7
59

Red Wine and Steak Pie from Higgledy

Top is shiny. Looks good. No gravy as it leaked out. Beef could be anything. Too much pepper.

7
3

Squealer Pork Pie by Robson’s butchers in Hampton Hill

Black Sheep by the Masham Black Sheep Brewery

Just enough jelly, good pastry

7
8

Steak and Ale pie by Tom’s Pies from Robson’s Butchers, Hampton

Redhead by Twickenham Ale

Pastry fantastic. Tastes of beer and beef.

7
32

Steak and Ale Pie from Church St Food Hall, Twickenham

Dag Sitrus Pale Ale from Aegir Brewery

Really good pastry. Quite gelatinous. No taste of ale

7
37

Steak and Ale Pie from James’ Butchers, Shepperton

Magg’s Magnificent Mild from the West Berkshire Brewery

Dinner plate-sized pie. Very crispy pastry. Gloopy rich steak filling. Nothing fancy.

7
60

Steak and Ale Pie from Sainsbury’s

Imperial Extra Double Stout from Harvey’s Brewery

Quite dry. Tall puff pastry top. Alright.

7
97

Steak and Ale Pie from Tesco

A glass of Rioja

Very crispy pastry. Quite rich gravy. Peppery. A decent pie.

7
78

Tangy and Succulent Mini Bramley Apple-topped Pork Pie from Sainsbury’s TtD

Glass of red wine

Roast pork flavour. A perfect mini pork pie.

7
69

The Cracker from Pieminister

Very crispy. Really tasty - very sweet.

7
75

Top Crust Pie from Sainsbury’s

London Pride from Fullers

Stew with a hat. Weird taste of pastry.

7
31

Walkers Fluted Pork Pie from Waitrose

Effra Ale from the Brixton Brewery

A bit greasy. Plenty of jelly. Chunky meat. Proper pork pie

7
101

Steak and Ale Pie from Aldi

Double IPA from Aldi

Needs a bit more moisture. Pastry is good. Beef looks great. Super tender. Very sweet with lots of bacon. It doesn't taste awful.

7
104

Dickinson & Morris Melton Mowbray Pork Pie from Sainsbury’s

O'Hara's Irish Stout

Peppery, jelly. Not bad.

7
40

Mince Pie from The Cavern Bakery

A glass of Port

Very buttery. Lots of sugar on top. Nice.

6.8
73

Chicken and Gravy Pie from Tesco

Hint of pet food about it. It’s ok.

6.5
76

Chicken and Mushroom Pie from Sainsbury’s

Sad and deflated. Chicken soup inside. Tasty enough.

6.5
87

Chicken, Ham and Mushroom Pie from Higgidy

Fursty Ferret by Badger Beer

Smells very mushroomy. Overriding flavour. Pretty tasty.

6.5
42

Ultimate All Butter Mince Pies from M&S

Filling has gone chewy and caramelised. Not exceptional.

6.5
51

Chicken and Porcini Mushroom Pie from Sainsbury’s TtD

Beyond The Pale from London Beer Factory

Smells good. Needs a tiny bit of seasoning. Nice and moist.

6.2
36

All Butter Mince Pie from Sainsbury’s TtD

A glass of Port

Pretty good. Buttery pastry.

6
72

Bean Little Pie by Higgeldy

Wainwright Golden Beer from Marston’s Brewery

Crumble on top. Spicy bean flavour. Actually really nice.

6
47

Beef and Ale from Dee’s Pies

Landlord by Timothy Taylor's

Good glaze on top. Mainly big chunks of carrot. Mean size. Good pastry. No gravy.

6
28

British Shortcrust Minced Beef Pie by M&S

Nine Hop Kent Pale Ale by Westerham Brewery from M&S

Good pastry on top. Good.

6
96

Chicken and Gravy Pie from Tesco

Liberation Ale from Southwick Brewhouse

Very peppery. Chicken could be chicken. Better than most posh pies.

6
54

Chicken and Leek Pie by the Real Pie Company from M&S

Very leeky. Bit dry.

6
60

Chicken and Mushroom Pie from Charlie Bigham

Cast Iron Billy from Pressure Drop

Puff pastry draped over a ceramic dish. Pale pastry. Inside is good. Pastry is pathetic. Soupy.

6
4

Chicken and Mushroom Pie from Church St Food Hall, Twickenham

Football match pie. Hot, moist. Very good.

6
33

Chicken and Mushroom Pie from Shaun’s Butchers, Hampton

Pretty good. Standard pie. Quite crispy.

6
12

Chicken and Pork Pie from Sainsbury’s deli counter

Interesting texture

6
19

Chicken, Ham and Leek Lattice Pie from Sainsbury’s deli counter

Punk IPA by Brewdog

Mmm. Tastes like Campbell’s Condensed soup.

6
90

Chicken, Ham Hock and Leek Pie from Tesco

Quite liquid inside. Underseasoned.

6
6

Gala Pie from Waitrose

Traditional Kentish Ale by Sainsbury’s TtD

Very sausage meaty. Underseasoned.

6
12

Lattice Pork Pie from Sainsbury’s deli counter

Goldfffinger from Triple FFF brewery in Four Marks

Little bit of jelly. Nice white pepper flavour

6
42

Luxury Crafted Mince Pie from Aldi

Quite big. Frangipane.

6
9

Meat and Vegetable Cornish Pasty

Beautiful pastry. Nice.

6
70

Mistelmoo Pie from Pieminister

Can’t taste bacon. No port. Sweet with chestnut.

6
38

Moo and Blue from Pieminister

Very cheesy. It’s a good one. Carrots like glowing embers.

6
74

Pastéis de Nata – Portuguese Custard tart from a café near the British Museum

Flat White

Very sweet. Not the best.

6
48

Ploughman’s Pork Pie from Waitrose

Flensburger Pilsner

Really good pastry. Nice and moist. Can’t taste cheese. Jelly is good.

6
19

Pork and Apple Pie from Sainsbury’s

Old Rascal cider by Thatchers

Very sweet. Bit of jelly. Standard pork pie.

6
33

Pork, Apple and Cider Pork Pie from Tottle

Rice paper A on the top. Coarsely cut meat. Not much jelly. Overbaked so a little bitter. Apple is quite strong.

6
49

Pork Pie from Dickinson & Morris – Supreme Champion Pie from British Pie Awards

Good flavour to pastry. Little bit of jelly. A bit underwhelmed.

6
66

Pork Pie from Sainsbury’s

Good jelly content. No texture to meat.

6
94

Pressed Ham and Chicken Pie from Read’s Butchers, Four Marks

Arancianto Rosso from San Pellegino

Vacuum packed makes it soggy. Not much flavour. Nice jelly.

6
56

Roast Chicken in Gravy Pie from Sainsbury’s

1906 Black Coupage from Hijos De Rivera

Pastry biscuity. Chicken chunks give it the look of cat food. Doesn’t taste too bad.

6
92

Snack Pork Pie by Co-op

Pilsner Urquell

Meat inside is really nice. Good at room temperature.

6
85

Steak and Blackstick Blue Cheese Pie from Sainsbury’s

Slightly sharp from cheese. Slightly gelatinous.

6
78

Steak, Mushroom and Red Wine Pie from Sainsbury’s

Naked Lady from Twickenham Ales

No red wine taste. Solid pie.

6
65

Zanzibar Bean and Coconut Pie from Co-op

Like a vegetable curry in a pie. Mushy. Too much turmeric. Heaty kick.

6
102

Crispy bake pork pie from Co-op

San Pellegrino Aranciata

Quite oniony. Bit of jelly. It’s ok.

6
58

Shepherd’s Pie at the Ivy, Richmond

Delicious but strange mash galette on top.

5.5
88

Turkey with Fruity Stuffing from Higgidy

London Pride from Fullers

100% adequate

5.3
40

All Butter Mince Pie from Sainsbury’s TtD

Very big pie. Quite buttery. Dense filling. Too much pastry to filling.

5
66

Beef Pie from Sainsbury’s TtD

Gristly. Quite dry. Good shortcrust with gooey bottom. Needs seasoning

5
51

Chicken and Ham Pie from Sainsbury’s TtD

Weir & Wind Bourbon Barrel Aged from Brouwerij de Molen

Tastes like chicken soup. Not great. Can’t taste ham.

5
55

Chicken and Pesto by Higgidy

Ghost Ship from Adnams

Incredibly salty. Stupid filo top.

5
15

Chicken Pie from M&S

Frontier by Fuller’s

Tragic tale of three pies. Bit pale. really nice pie. Nothing to write home about

5
35

Chicken Pot Pie from Botell’s Farm in East Tisted

Punter by Upham’s Brewery

Very dry. Pastry not bad. Underseasoned. Potatoes is a bit weird. Not awful.

5
17

Chip Shop Pie by Tesco

Fursty Ferret by Wodehouse & Hall

Soggy. Crispy. Hardly anything inside it. How a pie should be. What’s not to like.

5
99

Chipotle Chilli Bean Puff Pastry Pie from Sainsbury’s

Lunar Lager from Odyssey Craft Brewery

It looks repulsive. Quite claggy. Not chipotle. Ingredients died in vain.

5
11

Crusty Bake Pork Pie by Sainsbury’s

Honey Dark by Twickenham Ale

Very little jelly. Not as bad as expected.

5
89

Handmade Chicken and Ham Tangle Pie

Broken Dream Breakfast Stout from Siren Crew Brew

Chicken breast very dry. Ham is nice. Filo pastry top.

5
69

Lamb, Chickpea and Chorizo Pie from Armstrong’s Butchers, St Margarets

Smells tomatoey. Not Moroccan. Not much flavour.

5
8

Little Mushroom and Feta Pie by Higgidy

Water

Sounds like an architects. Not a pie. No top. It’s a pie but it’s not.

5
32

Melton Mowbray Pork Pie from Waitrose

Grandstand from Twickenham Ales

A bog standard pork pie. Good. Bit too peppery. Good jelly.

5
3

Mini Melton Mowbray from Sainsbury’s TtD

49er by Ringwood

Very small, good pie

5
62

Mushroom, Feta and Spinach Pie from Higgidy

Ginger Beer

Quiche with muesli top. It’s quite nice.

5
7

Ploughman’s Pork Pie from Waitrose

Sundancer by Twickenham Ale

Cheese and pickle in it. Quite sweet. Nice pastry.

5
17

Pork and Chorizo Pork Pie from Castle Street Bakehouse, Kingston

Thin slice of chorizo inside. Quite disappointingly unchorizo.

5
31

Pork and Smoked Chilli Chutney Pie from Waitrose

A glass of Malbec

Looks really dry. Chutney’s really nice. Quite spicy. Pastry greasy.

5
93

Pork Pie from M&S

Landlord from Timothy Taylor’s

No flavour whatsoever. Lots of jelly.

5
5

Porter and Steak Sainsbury’s TtD

Stone cold. Shop bought taste. Alright pie.

5
56

Roast Chicken in Gravy Pie from Waitrose

Very gelatinous. Incredibly salty. Chicken quite nice. Pastry disappointing and soggy

5
71

Roast Parsnip, Cheddar and Leek Pie from Pieminister

Big lump of parsnip. Redolent of a Cornish Pasty. Overwhelmingly sweet.

5
37

Shortcust Pastry Chicken Pie from M&S

Oval shaped in a tin. Stange dark gravy. Not bad.

5
64

Slow Cooked Beef and Chilli Pie by Higgidy

A glass of Pinot Noir

Red peppers. Like a chilli con carne in a pie.

5
23

Steak and Ale Pie from Charlie Bigham

Puff pastry topped pie in a ramekin. It’s ok bit liquidy.

5
97

Steak and Ale Pie from Co-op

Legendary Tanglefoot from Badger Beer

Very gelatinous, sloppy interior. A simple pie is not a bad thing. Way too salty.

5
45

Steak and London Porter from Sainsbury’s TtD

A glass of red wine

Looks pretty good. Vinegary. Pastry is great.

5
30

British Beef, Stilton Pie from Higgidy

Chiron by Thornbridge

Not a pie. Mashed potato top. Don’t like it. Claggy. Way too cheesy.

4
86

Cheddar Cheese and Onion Pie from Higgidy

Terrible pastry. Hardly any taste of cheese. A nothing pie.

4
9

Chicken and Asparagus Pie from Read’s Butchers

Plucked from serried rows. Dry meat, flaccid asparagus. It’s alright.

4
43

Chicken and Ham Pie from Sainsbury’s TtD

Water

Mushy condensed soup filling.

4
91

Chicken and Leek Pie from Higgidy

San Miguel

Inside looks like it’s been blitzed by a level 4 magic spell. Not their worst.

4
11

Chicken and Mushroom Pie by Pukka

White wine

Based on the original? Fish and chip pie. Not good. Gunky.

4
2

Hand-raised Pork Pie by Loaf Bakery in Four Marks

Cooking lager

Weird short pastry

4
58

Mini Melton Mowbray from Tesco

Homogenous. No jelly.

4
61

Mini Pork Pie from Co-op

Very soft. Rubbish. No jelly.

4
74

Pastéis de Nata – Portuguese Custard tart from a café near the British Museum

Flat White

Mainly sweet.

4
80

Pork, Chicken and Chorizo Gala Pie from Tesco

Paprika overwhelming. Wet pepper is like a raw spleen. Aspic is quite nice.

4
48

Small Hand-Raised Pork Pie from Read’s Butchers

A pretty cheap pie. Pretty disappointing. No jelly. No seasoning.

4
67

Steak and Kidney from Pukka Pie

Puffed up pastry. Smells kidney-like. Gelatinous and odd inside. Dog food factory-like meat.

4
36

Steak and Stout Pie from the Real Pie Company

Puff pastry football match pie. Lacking in gravy. Mainly pastry. Brown sludge. Very salty no flavour.

4
7

Stilton pickle and pork pie from Alton butchers

Port

Stinky cheese, quite nice, too sweet.

4
14

Truffled Mushroom and Spinach pie by Tom’s Pies from Robinson’s

Quite garlicky. Quite wet. Soggy bottom.

4
81

Unknown Latticed Pork Pie from Uncle Gary, NEC

Punk IPA by Brewdog

Light dense meat. Good bit of aspic. Thick bottom. Not far off road kill.

4
53

Vegetarian Country Pie from Linda McCartney

Gin Martini

Filled with TVP and a beef-like sauce. Tastes overwhelmingly of dried herbs.

4
27

Cottage Pie by Sainsbury’s

Tastes like something you’d eat at school.

3
44

Gluten Free Mini Pork Pie from M&S

Zeus IPA from Coatal Brewery

Undercooked. Smells awful. Little bit of jelly. Pastry is awful.

3
38

Goat’s Cheese and Sweet Potato Lattice Pie from Tesco

Punk IPA by Brewdog

Good looking pie. Creamy sauce. Quite comforting. Pleasant enough.

3
87

Roasted Butternut Squash and Feta Pie from Higgidy

Brooklyn Lager from Brooklyn Brewery

Butternut squash in a pie. Need I say more.

3
83

Steak, Mushroom and Red Wine Pie from Sainsbury’s

A glass of red wine

Like a football pie. Very, very dry. No essence of meat, mushroom or red wine. like the bottom of an aquarium.

3
105

Higgidy Creamy Mushroom and Kale Pie

Starbucks Doubleshot Expresso cold drink

Who in God's name puts kale in a pie? Disgusting and slimy.

3
16

Classic Melton Mowbray Pork Pie by Co-op

No jelly. Dry. Not good.

2
14

Dragon’s Pork Pie by Alf Turner

Landlord by Timothy Taylor's

Dreary looking pork pie. It’s awful.

2
77

Kevin from Pieminister

Tastes like heated-up Dolmio in a bap.

2
44

Mince Beef and Onion from Frey Bentos

IPA from Goose Island

Oh god. Burnt on top. Like baby food.

2
90

Ratatouille Pie from Higgidy

Budweiser Budvar Original

Crumble top. Slimy orange filling. Nasty.

2
16

Snack Pork Pie by Co-op

Old Peculiar by Theakstons

Horrific. Very soggy and greasy.

2
27

Chicken and Gammon Pie from N.A. Griffiths, Leigh-on-the-Solent.

Sauce looks like the innards of Ash. Really salty. The worst pie I’ve had.

1
20

Pork Pie from A&R Pies, Denby’s Vineyard, Dorking

Gardener’s Tipple by Hogsback Brewery

Looks alright. Chunky cut. Really nice chunky meat. Very little jelly. Better than average pork pie.

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1

Sainsbury’s pork pie

Fursty Ferret by Wodehouse & Hall

Slightly flabby grey pie. No jelly.

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