Like the Kleeneze man, North V South turns up unannounced at random times in the day and then outstays its welcome.
This week the guardians of the drifting space hulk HMS NVS listen in to faded radio waves from the motherworld about a man correcting grammar on the streets of Bristol, photographs of stranded ships and Jean-Michel Jarre's French Bulldog-shaped speakers.
Rob and Jon then have a gander at their three favourite pieces of graphic design. Jon, as usual, questions the question and slides further into self doubt and paranoia. Rob drinks a couple of excellent German beers.
Pies are of the pork variety. Oh, and would you like to buy some magic dusters?